i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
