I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
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never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
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Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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