All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
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ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
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I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
A bitchslap is in order.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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