Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
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My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
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We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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