What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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