The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
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is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
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You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
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