dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
My vagina just recognized that song.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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