Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Randomize