two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
that's an acceptable place to lick
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
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Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
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He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
i think im in europe. pls send help
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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