Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
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So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
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Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
My feet surprised me
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