frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
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You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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