Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
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And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
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I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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