People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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