I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
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Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
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Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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