The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
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I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
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Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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