This girl is more easily done than said...
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
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the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
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I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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