JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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