Me. At least after what I've been through.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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