I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
