Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
We have started to decorate penises.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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