my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
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I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
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Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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