You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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