Your tits are I can't wait for
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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