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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.

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• (980): View more from North Carolina

  Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with

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• (940): View more from Texas

  Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?

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  Is this a story I am going to hate you for?

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!

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