got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
These 21 Drunks Said The Darndest Things
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
These 25 Irresponsible People Blew All Their Cash On Drugs, Booze, & Sex
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.