Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
The struggles of a small town man whore
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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