Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
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I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
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Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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