He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
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Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
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So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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