i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
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It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
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okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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