This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
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He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
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I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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