I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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