did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
honey bunches of taint.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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