Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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