i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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