just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I am spending my child support on dildos
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
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No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
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I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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