Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
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first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
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I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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