is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
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I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
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I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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