Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
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id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
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I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.