It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
These 21 Drunks Said The Darndest Things
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
These 25 Irresponsible People Blew All Their Cash On Drugs, Booze, & Sex
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude