return my video game
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
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No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
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I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.