So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
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dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
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Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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