Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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