I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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