I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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