no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I need water and some morals
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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