it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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