What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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