Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
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Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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