Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
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tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
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Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize