I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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