am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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