with your own penis?
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
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I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
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How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize