So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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