he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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