they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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