Nicole vs. Life
We named our party play list daddy issues
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
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