He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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