arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
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That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
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He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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