sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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