Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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