just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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